The Devil’s Dictionary

Source: The Verge, Aug 2015
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… some of the best Devil’s Dictionary entries are timeless:

APOLOGIZE, v. To lay the foundation for a future offence.

KILL, v. To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

YEAR, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

 

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